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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

KERI HILSON!!?????

SO ONCE AGAIN, MY BABE BRIAN 4RM YOUTUBE(CHECK HIM OUT!) BROUGHT SUMTHIN TO MY ATTENTION YET AGAIN!!!...IT'S OLD NEWS BUUUTTTTT I WANNA TALK ABT IT ANYWAY!!..SO MRS. KERI BABY DECIDED TO DO A REMIX OF 'TURNING ME ON' IN WHICH SHE TOOK SHOTS AT BEYONCE' AND CIARA..WTF KERI..BAD MOVE!..1ST OF ALL U ARE NOT EVEN ON BEYONCE'S LATTITUDE..WE DIDN'T EVEN KNW WHO U WERE U STRANGER!!!..U STRANGER BITCH, U HAVE 2 HIT SONGS(THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE #1)..DON'T GET A BIG HEAD BITCH, DON'T GET A BIG HEAD!!!..NOW I'LL GIVE U YO PROPS KERI, U GOT A FEW SONGS THAT I BUMP, I AIN'T GOT NUN 'GAINST U..MAKE YO MONEY GIRL!..BUT U WOULDA BEN BETTA OFF DISSIN ASHANTI & CHRISTINA MILIAN OR SOME ISH LIKE THAT!!..BEYONCE' WILL BLOW UR ASS OUT THE WATER SINGING..& CIARA WILL DANCE CIRCLES AROUND U!!..AND A MESSAGE TO ALL THE ARTISTS..THOSE 'DISS' RECORDS ARE SOOO OUTTA HERE!!..THAT ISH IS WACK!!...INSTEAD OF TRYNA MAKE BEEF WIT DA NEXT HO..U NEED TO HAVE A BEEF WIT BEING BROKE!!!!!..GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

NO HOMO, BRUH!

WTF!!! OK I know Im not the only one to address this topic and probably won't be the last..but it eats me up to NO END TO hear ignorant individuals say,"NO,homo" Like really....first of all don't say ish that's suspect homo and you wont have to defend your sexuality! Hell, nine times out of ten YOU'RE PROBABLY A FLAMING FAGGET!!! DYING TO DROP THAT SOAP...AND YOU KNOW THE REST!! And its usually the "I'm so hood" guys who are using the phrase! I mean now to each its own..if you like a little ..........NOTHING is wrong with that!!!!! But something is wrong when you commenting on ya "bra's" pic on facebook talking bout mhmmm you look good on this one!! WTF!!! SUSPECT! SUSPECT! SUSPECT!! IS WRITTEN ALLLLLL YOUR FACE!!! I really can't even go on talking about this subject b/c it's so simple the phrase "No, homo" IS DEAD!!! KILL IT!!!! DIG THE GRAVE..HAVE A FUNERAL....INVITE SOME FRIENDS...BUY A LIMO....CALL A FUNERAL HOME....AND KILL IT!! RIP TO THE PHRASE "NO,HOMO" BUT LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR IF YOU'RE USING THE PHRASE NO HOMO..IN EVERYDAY LANGUAGE...I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU....YOU..... ARE....... A....... FLAMING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!CASE CLOSE!!!!!!!
HEY BLOGGERS!!!!!!!....WAT'S T!!!???!!....ANYWAY HUNS..I WAS ON YOUTUBE EARLIER..& MY HOMEBOY BRIAN BROUGHT SUMTHIN TO MY ATTENTION THAT I NEVER REALLY ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION TO B4..HE MADE ME REALIZE HOW ANNOYING THAT 'BITCH' DORA THE EXPLORER REALLY IS!!!!...I KNOW I AM TOO OLD TO FEEL THE WAY I DO ABT THIS BITCH BUT SHE IRKS AN EFFIN NERVE!!!...I HAVE MY SISTER & BROTHER TO BLAME FOR HOW I FEEL..THEY HAVE ME WATCHIN CARTOONS WITH THEM..AND WHEN DORA IS ON..I'M SITTING THERE 4 30 MINS WISHING THIS BITCH WOULD STFU!!!!!!...OHHH GOSH, NOT TO MENTION ALL THE RETORICAL QUESTIONS SHE ASKS.."BOOTS WHICH WAY DO WE GO???"..."THIS WAY, OR THAT WAY?".."WAT DO U GUYS THINK??"...BITCH!!!!!!!..GO LEFT!!!..IT'S OBVIOUS..IF U TURN RIGHT U AT A DEAD END!!..DAMN!!....THEN THIS DAMN OUTFIT...BITCH U WEAR THE SAME BABY TEE WITH YA STOMACH HANGING OUT, AND THESE SAME OL' FADED RED UGLY-ASS DAISY DUKES!!!!...DO U WASH DORA???..REALLY, DO U???...BUT YO THEME SONG GO HARD GIRRR!!!!!...

Mel...Mel...Mel!!

Mel Gibson getts NO LOVE!! HE IS JUST PITIFUL!! I dont know if you've heard about his shocking verbal abuse and alleged domestic abuse, but it has been hitting hard on new stands EVERYWHERE!! Mel is a wonderful actor but terrible deep inside!! He's probably most known for his standing ovation worthy performance in Passion of the Christ!!! Now I have one question!! What would Jesus do??? Gossip Center.com reports seeing Gibson walking from his Malibu estate to his Catholic Church in which....get this HE BUILT!!!! HAHAHA!!! I'M SORRY MEL....BUT YOU'RE ENTIRE CHRIST-LIKE persona has just been demolished .....give it up!! But he is Catholic! Maybe he can snap his fingers and say 1,2,3 and just disappear! lol!!!

Lohan Loco!!

Now you know even though Im late...I just had to put my opinion on this topic!! Lindsay Lohan Loco!!! Gosh nowww first of all her hair!!! OMG!!! WHO LIT A FIRECRACKER ON THAT NOGIN!! The only thing on her that looks alive is her hair!! Because, she sure looks passed out, embalmed, in a hertz, and on her way to the graveyard!! I'm sorry but my head hangs down NONE FOR THIS ONE!! I mean control yourself !!! What happened to the little girl who found her long lost twin sister and ate oreos with peanut butter??? She showed up to court looking like she belong on Rodeo Dr. hitting up the hottest clubs! Now first of all the girl appears in court looking like some pimp's associate!! ....Im just saying!!! and then she has the nerve to paint on her finger nails F U!!!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!!! SYMPATHY...HAHAHA FUNNY!!!! Rough as she's looking she'll fit right in behind bars...she might even find her a mate!!and if you weren't familiar with this story...she's in for probation violation!! just A MESS !! BUT HEY LOOSE THE MOMAGER AND CONTINUE KISSING DADDY BYE,BYE!! AND MAYBEEE You'll get out and have something to do in life with yourself!!! best of luck xoxoxo...! Loco Lohan is set to get out sometime next week. Daddy Lohan is desperately attempting to get her into some type of rehab facility! Who is to blame for Loco Lohan..her mom tried to save her from what exactly is happening now...When Lohan was younger..Lohans's mother had only allowed her to do 1 summer movie a year!.

Real Housewife Fire!!

Who loves some Real housewife drama?? I know i do!! Esp if its coming from HOTLANTA! New to the show, Cynthia Bailey, was married last weekend to restaurateur Peter Thomas and stylish diva Nene Leakes held up the event by 45 minutes! Hold up wait a minute apparently I need some gloss and powder in it!! Perez Hilton states that Leakes barged in to the bridal suite demanding that her make-up and and hair be done! Now, Nene you know you were wrong! Its ok to steal the spotlight every once in a while but NEVER when its some one day as special as a wedding!! (sad face) Now you know when Nene brings the matches, Zim has to bring the gasoline! Kim was reported getting into a fight with her boo after catching him gluing his eyes on some sweet eye candy at the wedding!! Gee Whitaker's ladies get it together....step ya cookies up!!

Winfrey Exclusive!!!

OHHH are you hungry?? because Commodity Exclusive is giving you something to eat on!!! Dare to go beneath the surface? Worshiped talk show host Oprah Winfrey has been revealed at LAST!!! Nat'l Enquirer's Kitty Kelly dug deep on Oprah's astounding past in connection with Oprah's blockbuster tell-all Oprah:Biography! hahahaha! Oprah was getting that dough even in her younger years!! Money,money,money!! This talk show phenomena has LOTS of it! Dirty, dirty rich!! Filthy rich, but will her fame and fortune be able to pay off the cameras from pulling the covers off? SHe's throwing all the money in the world out in hopes of keeping her raunchy, provocative, promiscuous behavior from airing out into the world. Nat'l Enq. claims that "For years Oprah has claimed that while living with her mother in Milwaukee, she got pregnant at the age of 14 after being sexually abused by a relative." A family friend reports to Enq. that while Winfrey's mom (Lee) was at work Oprah was letting older men whip it out and making it snap! crackle! and pop! for a lit bit of money! BUt ohhhh Oprahs says she just dated and never did any type thing of sexual favors, receiving money for her business! ......yum!! chew on that!!!!

Nicki Minaj-Your Love

Ok I loveeee Nicki Minaj but i must say this!! WTH IS WRONG WITH THE VIDEO!! I wasnt able to find the off. music video and post it on here....nywho..gosshhh i love the song but like really she could've kept that million that she sold off of mixtapes to her self for this video..! I've watched the video about 4 times and im jsut wonderring...where am i suppose to jump up and down..and sayy oooooweee your love!

Nicki Minaj - Your Love