SHE'S RELEASED!!! FREE WOMAN!!!!

I thought like others..Lohan would have been released last weekend but NOOOO!!! she was released TODAY!!! AT 12 AM MIDNIGHT!!! Right after being released she was rushed immediately to rehab with an entourage of black Escalades and helicopters soring above!!! Lohan reports that she DOSE NOT think its fair that she should have to go to rehab right after jail. But blah,blah,blah!! TO REHAB SHE GOES!!!

Snooki Shore

Snooki real name Nicole Polozzi, the leading lady of Jersey Shore was arrested for disorderly conduct last week! Law Enforcement of Seaside Heights say she was arrested for disorderly conduct details of the conduct are unclear! Earlier that day she was seen taking body shots and filling up bongs with Coca-Cola!!!! Videos and photos alllll on http://tmz.com!

COGIC ALLLLL THE WAY???

First of all, I loveeee the COGIC's!!!! I love the big hats, i love the conventions, and the ladies in skirts/dresses!! But it just irritates me to know end to see them acting like they are just above and beyond the rest because they are supposedly sanctified! First of all, sanctification is a process....you can just be born, brought up, or converted(if there is such a thing ) to a denomination and all of a sudden be a sanctified and filled with the holy ghost Christian! I see it all the time people saying that because their COGIC they can shout the best or yell hallelujah the best! First of all its religion that POISONS!! but its Faith in Jesus that does the complete opposite..its not about a religion or denomination its about a relationship with Jesus!! And let me say..I dont care what any of you have to say about this blog because its how i feel! And your comments/opinions on this POST is totally irrelevant:) So with that being said....stop with all the baptist fed, COGIC filled or w/e the hell y'all say..and apostolic ish!! Instead of focusing on religion or denominations we should be focusing on the Christ agenda ahead of us!! TO love and to bring others to Christ!!!

Beyonce and the Baton

So Beyonce just recently received her DL's and was spotted driving in NY! not only spotted but STOPPED!! BY THE NYPD!!!! She was stopped because she was texting while driving! Apparently, Beyonce didnt sign Oprah's No texting while driving pledge...at least if she did..she totally LIED!!! LOL!! She tried to talk her way out of the $100 ticket but no talking could get her out of this one!!! BUt who are we kidding $100 dollars is no sweat seeing how she was named the most paid celebrity under the age of 30! (She's 28) and danggg does she look good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grandaddy Morgan?

Morgan Freeman has been reported for the past years engaged in romantic relations with his grand daughter!!!!! EWWWWWWW!!! Yes! from his recent relationship, his former wife(which he's now in the process of divorce settlement) and he raised this girl! However, even though it's his ex grand daughter and no true blood relations...its still JuST nasty !! I mean if you have any sense...you'll know theres truly NOTHING Grand pa can do for this 28 year old beside financial benefits!! ohhh did i forget Morgan is 78 YEARS OLD!!!!!! I don't know you be the judge 28-78.....ohhh do the Math!!!! and....reports have been surfacing that after the divorce settlement..Freeman plans on getting married!!!!!

LOHAN LOOSE!!!

Loco Lahan was released from jail this weekend! Get this...while she was checking out...two stylist were checking in to get Lohan fab(ed) up for the cameras. She was coming out looking like she never went in! Sources say..that Lohan has made it known that she's requesting 1mill for the first interview...no takers yet! However, coming out the way ...people have talked about ..there might be a few buyers!! What were the courts thinking releasing this Loco Lohan on the weekend...mhm...just in time for the clubs!! Rehab should be in the picture...however this story isn't over yet..more Loco Lohan to come!! :)

KERI HILSON!!?????

SO ONCE AGAIN, MY BABE BRIAN 4RM YOUTUBE(CHECK HIM OUT!) BROUGHT SUMTHIN TO MY ATTENTION YET AGAIN!!!...IT'S OLD NEWS BUUUTTTTT I WANNA TALK ABT IT ANYWAY!!..SO MRS. KERI BABY DECIDED TO DO A REMIX OF 'TURNING ME ON' IN WHICH SHE TOOK SHOTS AT BEYONCE' AND CIARA..WTF KERI..BAD MOVE!..1ST OF ALL U ARE NOT EVEN ON BEYONCE'S LATTITUDE..WE DIDN'T EVEN KNW WHO U WERE U STRANGER!!!..U STRANGER BITCH, U HAVE 2 HIT SONGS(THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE #1)..DON'T GET A BIG HEAD BITCH, DON'T GET A BIG HEAD!!!..NOW I'LL GIVE U YO PROPS KERI, U GOT A FEW SONGS THAT I BUMP, I AIN'T GOT NUN 'GAINST U..MAKE YO MONEY GIRL!..BUT U WOULDA BEN BETTA OFF DISSIN ASHANTI & CHRISTINA MILIAN OR SOME ISH LIKE THAT!!..BEYONCE' WILL BLOW UR ASS OUT THE WATER SINGING..& CIARA WILL DANCE CIRCLES AROUND U!!..AND A MESSAGE TO ALL THE ARTISTS..THOSE 'DISS' RECORDS ARE SOOO OUTTA HERE!!..THAT ISH IS WACK!!...INSTEAD OF TRYNA MAKE BEEF WIT DA NEXT HO..U NEED TO HAVE A BEEF WIT BEING BROKE!!!!!..GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!

NO HOMO, BRUH!

WTF!!! OK I know Im not the only one to address this topic and probably won't be the last..but it eats me up to NO END TO hear ignorant individuals say,"NO,homo" Like really....first of all don't say ish that's suspect homo and you wont have to defend your sexuality! Hell, nine times out of ten YOU'RE PROBABLY A FLAMING FAGGET!!! DYING TO DROP THAT SOAP...AND YOU KNOW THE REST!! And its usually the "I'm so hood" guys who are using the phrase! I mean now to each its own..if you like a little ..........NOTHING is wrong with that!!!!! But something is wrong when you commenting on ya "bra's" pic on facebook talking bout mhmmm you look good on this one!! WTF!!! SUSPECT! SUSPECT! SUSPECT!! IS WRITTEN ALLLLLL YOUR FACE!!! I really can't even go on talking about this subject b/c it's so simple the phrase "No, homo" IS DEAD!!! KILL IT!!!! DIG THE GRAVE..HAVE A FUNERAL....INVITE SOME FRIENDS...BUY A LIMO....CALL A FUNERAL HOME....AND KILL IT!! RIP TO THE PHRASE "NO,HOMO" BUT LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR IF YOU'RE USING THE PHRASE NO HOMO..IN EVERYDAY LANGUAGE...I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU....YOU..... ARE....... A....... FLAMING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!CASE CLOSE!!!!!!!

HEY BLOGGERS!!!!!!!....WAT'S T!!!???!!....ANYWAY HUNS..I WAS ON YOUTUBE EARLIER..& MY HOMEBOY BRIAN BROUGHT SUMTHIN TO MY ATTENTION THAT I NEVER REALLY ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION TO B4..HE MADE ME REALIZE HOW ANNOYING THAT 'BITCH' DORA THE EXPLORER REALLY IS!!!!...I KNOW I AM TOO OLD TO FEEL THE WAY I DO ABT THIS BITCH BUT SHE IRKS AN EFFIN NERVE!!!...I HAVE MY SISTER & BROTHER TO BLAME FOR HOW I FEEL..THEY HAVE ME WATCHIN CARTOONS WITH THEM..AND WHEN DORA IS ON..I'M SITTING THERE 4 30 MINS WISHING THIS BITCH WOULD STFU!!!!!!...OHHH GOSH, NOT TO MENTION ALL THE RETORICAL QUESTIONS SHE ASKS.."BOOTS WHICH WAY DO WE GO???"..."THIS WAY, OR THAT WAY?".."WAT DO U GUYS THINK??"...BITCH!!!!!!!..GO LEFT!!!..IT'S OBVIOUS..IF U TURN RIGHT U AT A DEAD END!!..DAMN!!....THEN THIS DAMN OUTFIT...BITCH U WEAR THE SAME BABY TEE WITH YA STOMACH HANGING OUT, AND THESE SAME OL' FADED RED UGLY-ASS DAISY DUKES!!!!...DO U WASH DORA???..REALLY, DO U???...BUT YO THEME SONG GO HARD GIRRR!!!!!...

Mel...Mel...Mel!!

Mel Gibson getts NO LOVE!! HE IS JUST PITIFUL!! I dont know if you've heard about his shocking verbal abuse and alleged domestic abuse, but it has been hitting hard on new stands EVERYWHERE!! Mel is a wonderful actor but terrible deep inside!! He's probably most known for his standing ovation worthy performance in Passion of the Christ!!! Now I have one question!! What would Jesus do??? Gossip Center.com reports seeing Gibson walking from his Malibu estate to his Catholic Church in which....get this HE BUILT!!!! HAHAHA!!! I'M SORRY MEL....BUT YOU'RE ENTIRE CHRIST-LIKE persona has just been demolished .....give it up!! But he is Catholic! Maybe he can snap his fingers and say 1,2,3 and just disappear! lol!!!

Lohan Loco!!

Now you know even though Im late...I just had to put my opinion on this topic!! Lindsay Lohan Loco!!! Gosh nowww first of all her hair!!! OMG!!! WHO LIT A FIRECRACKER ON THAT NOGIN!! The only thing on her that looks alive is her hair!! Because, she sure looks passed out, embalmed, in a hertz, and on her way to the graveyard!! I'm sorry but my head hangs down NONE FOR THIS ONE!! I mean control yourself !!! What happened to the little girl who found her long lost twin sister and ate oreos with peanut butter??? She showed up to court looking like she belong on Rodeo Dr. hitting up the hottest clubs! Now first of all the girl appears in court looking like some pimp's associate!! ....Im just saying!!! and then she has the nerve to paint on her finger nails F U!!!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!!! SYMPATHY...HAHAHA FUNNY!!!! Rough as she's looking she'll fit right in behind bars...she might even find her a mate!!and if you weren't familiar with this story...she's in for probation violation!! just A MESS !! BUT HEY LOOSE THE MOMAGER AND CONTINUE KISSING DADDY BYE,BYE!! AND MAYBEEE You'll get out and have something to do in life with yourself!!! best of luck xoxoxo...! Loco Lohan is set to get out sometime next week. Daddy Lohan is desperately attempting to get her into some type of rehab facility! Who is to blame for Loco Lohan..her mom tried to save her from what exactly is happening now...When Lohan was younger..Lohans's mother had only allowed her to do 1 summer movie a year!.

Real Housewife Fire!!

Who loves some Real housewife drama?? I know i do!! Esp if its coming from HOTLANTA! New to the show, Cynthia Bailey, was married last weekend to restaurateur Peter Thomas and stylish diva Nene Leakes held up the event by 45 minutes! Hold up wait a minute apparently I need some gloss and powder in it!! Perez Hilton states that Leakes barged in to the bridal suite demanding that her make-up and and hair be done! Now, Nene you know you were wrong! Its ok to steal the spotlight every once in a while but NEVER when its some one day as special as a wedding!! (sad face) Now you know when Nene brings the matches, Zim has to bring the gasoline! Kim was reported getting into a fight with her boo after catching him gluing his eyes on some sweet eye candy at the wedding!! Gee Whitaker's ladies get it together....step ya cookies up!!

Winfrey Exclusive!!!

OHHH are you hungry?? because Commodity Exclusive is giving you something to eat on!!! Dare to go beneath the surface? Worshiped talk show host Oprah Winfrey has been revealed at LAST!!! Nat'l Enquirer's Kitty Kelly dug deep on Oprah's astounding past in connection with Oprah's blockbuster tell-all Oprah:Biography! hahahaha! Oprah was getting that dough even in her younger years!! Money,money,money!! This talk show phenomena has LOTS of it! Dirty, dirty rich!! Filthy rich, but will her fame and fortune be able to pay off the cameras from pulling the covers off? SHe's throwing all the money in the world out in hopes of keeping her raunchy, provocative, promiscuous behavior from airing out into the world. Nat'l Enq. claims that "For years Oprah has claimed that while living with her mother in Milwaukee, she got pregnant at the age of 14 after being sexually abused by a relative." A family friend reports to Enq. that while Winfrey's mom (Lee) was at work Oprah was letting older men whip it out and making it snap! crackle! and pop! for a lit bit of money! BUt ohhhh Oprahs says she just dated and never did any type thing of sexual favors, receiving money for her business! ......yum!! chew on that!!!!

Nicki Minaj-Your Love

Ok I loveeee Nicki Minaj but i must say this!! WTH IS WRONG WITH THE VIDEO!! I wasnt able to find the off. music video and post it on here....nywho..gosshhh i love the song but like really she could've kept that million that she sold off of mixtapes to her self for this video..! I've watched the video about 4 times and im jsut wonderring...where am i suppose to jump up and down..and sayy oooooweee your love!

Nicki Minaj - Your Love